Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.

What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.

by FerReally January 16, 2020

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

big zoo

a person who is clearly big, and has the tendency to be a zoo. Oftentimes first name starts with Z.

“is she a zoo? no, she’s a big zoo for sure”

by thehanibal April 27, 2024

The Zoo

The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?

"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"

by BubbyTheSpaceCowboi June 20, 2021

Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023

elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

Zoo

G.G or Gorilla Glue

“Ridin in a range, smokin on some zoo” - Pe$o Pat

by TheCureator June 27, 2021