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i am bou to get hella zooted before sadies- deja
by mikey9999 June 15, 2007
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zoober

This word is one of the many anomolies in the English language, as it has no set definition. Although rarely used, it has been seen in the form of nouns, adjectives, and even nick-names. The most widespread mentioning of zoober occured in the form of a character named Zeb Zoober in the Disney movie "The Country Bears". The fact that this is "zoober"'s most famous appearance is saddening to most zoober enthusiasts because it is a commonly agreed upon fact that "The Country Bears" is a really shitty movie. When a person or group of people start start using the word zoober, it is usually not because they heard the word elsewhere, but because one of them made some sort of phonetical mistake, causing the word to be accidentally uttered. Only one of these such events has been recorded, and this definition shall present an abridged version (names have been omitted to protect privacy):

Person X was spending the night at person Y's house, and at a certain point X began to watch Y play the SNES game "Super Metroid". In the opening sequence of this game, the player sees his avatar travel to a planet, under which there is a caption entitling the planet "Zebes". Somewhere in X's clouded mind, the sound of "Zebes" metamorphosized into zoober, and without warning X blurted out the newfound word, much to the amusement of Y. Since then, "zoober" has become a common word among X's and Y's group of friends.
1. Dude, that's totally zoober.
2. What the zoober is going on?
3. Excuse me while I zoober on outta here.
by MBorel July 18, 2003
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Zoomer

A type of shot with the Sniper in Gears of War.

Arguably, the origin of this shot is speculated to have been created by "FeArZ No EviL".

Similar to a "Popshot", the Zoomer is when the player holds the L Trigger, then once the reticle is centered upon an opposing players head, then clicks the Left Analog stick (zooming with the scope) in followed immediately by firing the rifle giving the screen a sort of "quick zoom" effect.

The Zoomer is used for its accuracy and is quite satisfying when the headshot is acquired.
BLaacKeN: Omfg. Zoomer Spiderman ftw.

trevasco: Get luckyyyyyyyyyy.
by BLaacKeN March 12, 2010
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Zoofetishist

A person whom Zoophilia is a fetish, kinky or taboo and that being their only interest besides the sexual pleasure gained.
He only looks at Zoo porn, he is such a Zoofetishist.
by Pure Animal October 1, 2007
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Zoomer

This zoomer makes more money off of the YouTube channel, and the two shelves at Walmart than I will ever make in my entire life.
by Baljeet826 November 19, 2019
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Zooted

Being Under The Influence Of Drugsz, To Be High Mainly Under Weed.
Ayo0 Im Muthafuccin Zooted Off Thisz Purple Haze Nikka!!
by J-Ea$zy April 29, 2009
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zooter

Someone who eats lots of xanax bars.
Wake up you fuckin zooter its not even midnight yet!
by stoopidlungs November 9, 2010
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