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zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.
I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.
by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014
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Zombie Flaunt

A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.
Hey, you wanna come over tonight and make some zombie flaunts.
by DatSikFB October 13, 2011
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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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zombie dancin

a two person or group event
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)

2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals

can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...

this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.

and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
by KANSAShippezombie May 23, 2011
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Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.
Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch
by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
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bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
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Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare
Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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