Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.

"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021

Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.

by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023