Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

Calum Warmer

Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.

Such a Calum Warmer broski

by 174840493736 October 5, 2021

ass worker

Someone who is annoying and acta like a bitch

That boy is an ass worker

by YoungObz08 January 30, 2022

Bridal Warmers

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.

Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.

Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.

Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating

Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.

Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.

Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.

"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"

Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"

I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.

My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.

Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

Randy worker's party

Randy worker's party, is a satirical political party by unknown people on discord and Instagram the memes started when a group of people come across a particular person who is randy aguirre, randy said a lot of idiotic things and his girlfriend didn't like him, those unknown people first were trying to help him with the relationship as time move on he became an disagreeable person, his girlfriend cheated him with fourth people? they got back together plenty of times some will say 5 times others will say 4. There was a lot of drama with randy aguirre memes involved a satirical political party which has two names one is Randy worker's party and other is Randyism...

Randyism is the definition of imbeciles.
King of imbeciles..
Hey have you heard about randy worker's party is a satirical political party..

by Mocnucl May 19, 2022

Wenis Warmer

Elbow pads made of taped together used condoms

Damn my elbows are cold
Here have a wenis warmer
Ew wtf

by Cumslut69420696969 July 26, 2022