weird wank

moving up and down your cock whilst aiming into the bowl with 1 finger up your arse and a weirdo face with massive smile and strange laugh also thinking about feet.

colin was a weird wanker, he liked the feeling of the finger in his rectum.

by puppybaby September 2, 2005

People are Weird

A saying made up by a pretty eighth grader and a funny little seventh grader

I can't beleive he did that. Yah, people are weird

by Alex Keller March 17, 2004

Weird Boner

A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an “unusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.

Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner

by kajenayyy June 2, 2018

Weird Youtube

(n) The side of YouTube where strange homemade and/or montage videos and trance backing music leaves you with an uneasy feeling after it's finished. Some compare to the same traumatic expeirence as a rape/murder witness

I spent 2 hours on YouTube today and saw a video of a horse with 2 legs with 009 sound system in the background. Definately got into the Weird Youtube again.

by iwastetoomuchtime December 14, 2011

weird kid

A weird kid is a mixture of an indie kid and an emo kid with a hint of mental illness. A scene started in manchester in the early 2000's. Weird kids spend there time listening to joy division and siouxsie and the banshees. They will always wear skinnies and tight ripped t-shirts with long messy hair and bags under the eyes. These kid are blatantly outcasts. They are arty and prefer 80's films and french art to playing football like the ordinary teenager.

1.oh my god, dude come out side and play football!
urmmm no thanks im trying to recall all the lyrics of every song ian curtis ever wrote.

2. weird kid - does this picture look like farris rotter to you?

normal guy - urmmm which team does he play for?

by talbie October 23, 2007

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004

Insite Weirdness

Basically when a group of people who are quite close or best friends are chatting playing a game or having a laugh while sharing insite jokes, and a real crazy random person who is not a part of the group comes along to the group and tries to join in their insite jokes by announcing something really crazy and random, that is jsut considered as "Insite Weirdness"

Group of best friends playing uno a person (who weren't even a part of the group) comes along

Random crazy person "Hey what you playing?"

Best friend 2 "Uno"

Random crazy person "I got an idea lets not play uno lets play plizza"

Best friend 1 "What?"

Best friend 2 "He is too crazy lets just not envolve him in this"

(Group agree)

Random crazy person just sits and watches the game.

Later someone places down a card with the same colour and number on the card.

Best friend1 "Snap!"

Random crazy person "What?"
Best friend(s) 1 and 2 "it is called an insite joke in agmonst us you won't get it"

Random crazy person "Just like when I said lets play pizza instead of playing uno, woohey I am involved in your insite jokes"
Best friend 1 "No you have to be involved in our group to get involved in our insite jokes, and if you did it will be considered insite weirdness"

by IDoNotTakeTheCredit4ThisDef. January 25, 2010