weird_carpet_stain

a silly goose with bad memory

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!

by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021

weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship

Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.

by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022

weird things

when weird things happen, you do weird things.

man: "why are you being so weird"
guy: "I'm just doing weird things "meow"

by thingsweirdpeopledo April 11, 2022

Weird Person

A very demented person that everyday repeatedly asks you if you want to touch his/her pimple.

Fregley: Hey do you want to touch my secret pimple.

Gregory: Hell No your one Weird Person

by Yaboinatedogg April 29, 2022

weird-on

A hard-on/wide-on brought on by something/someone not conventionally considered sexy that you weren't aware you found sexy until its occurrence.

I got a weird-on from watching that YouTube video in which Rick Ross takes off his clothes and rubs his man tits. I was pretty creeped out with myself.

by Ayo Sexology December 9, 2008

Weird Lie

Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.

Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.

by askldnasdlkas June 17, 2010

weird al

One of the cleverest musicans everywhere, because he makes a living by insulting other bands.

Weird al rules

by Nick February 21, 2004