nuclear wedgie

when u get wedgied and lifted off the groung

i get a nuclear wedgie off the jocks everyday

by vav January 14, 2007

wedgie

noun. a prank in which the victim's undershorts are jerked upward so as to become wedged between the buttocks

"That wedgie tore up my boxers!"

by DaSwede March 15, 2005

Sonic Wedgie

A super-sonic wedgie; that is - a very abrupt and uncomfortable wedgie.

Brian walked up to Donna in the hallway and yelled "SONIC WEDGIE!" as he yanked her underwear up so hard and fast that it caused a painful wedgie. It was very embarrassing for Donna, but hilarious to everyone else.

by threeunderthree December 20, 2009

wedgie

a wedgie is when someone grabs your underwear and pulls them up to cause pain. there is many diff. types of wedgies but the most common one is when the back of your waste band is pulled up causing your underwear to go up your butt. One of the most painful wedgies for a guy to receive is a front wedgie. This is because the underwear rides up your crotch causeing pain and squishes the males penis and balls.

my friends and I were all wrestling, it then turned into a wedgie war. I was for sure given the most.. and i got the most painful one. A front wedgie. it was so bad that my boxers ripped in the front!! my balls and penis hurt so bad

by painful wedgie May 23, 2010

Wedgie

When your underwear get's yanked hard and it sucks.

My sister was a jerk. One time, my parents went on vacation. Which left me and my sister. It was summer and they would be back in 3 weeks. She invited her friends over and tortured me for those three weeks. My sister and her friends sneaked in my closet and pooped out and started to beat me up. Then one of them gave me a wedgie. Next thing you know they all are giving me wedgies. 4 of them sat on me to pin me down and they all took turns giving me wedgies. My sister gave me the worst wedgie ever, that my butt was in pain for 4 days. Gave me wedgies everyday, when my parents came home they got mad at me and made me spend all my money on underwear. And then I got more wedgies, ended.

by Smexsher the Skull November 8, 2018

bed wedgie

When you get a wedgie while you are in bed.

Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!

by Briefboy November 2, 2008

wedgie

when one's underwear is pulled by the way to spend as high as I can go pain in the ass Or Butt

my friend gave me a wedgie in my boxer briefs Ripped right off

by asskickasss January 1, 2014