Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

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wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

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satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

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Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.

by Pegleg T October 28, 2020

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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

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