there was a band car day

a phrase which could be used in american accent in haste if you want to ask your indian servant or friend to close the door.. related -> there was a cold day

ashley: karan, there was a band car day!(spoken spontaneously)
karan: aray tumko hindi ati hai.. (hindi for "hey you know how to speak in hindi.")

by Omer Irfan March 26, 2008

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

It was a piece of cake.

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.

"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"

by AceTisOnTheeCase April 9, 2020

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023

I was a bad girl

I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

Hey did you hear that new song
Oh what is it
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)

by cat lel May 24, 2024