African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.
Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up
by BFOR July 12, 2020
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Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.
Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

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I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

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You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?
by Professor Legasov August 17, 2019
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wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.
He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.
by uttam maharjan June 21, 2010
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wake one over

1. To verbally take someone down
2. To beat someone up
1. I got so pissed off at what a bitch Samantha was being that I totally waked one over on her ass.

2. Joe is going to wake one over on Bobby so bad he won't be able to walk for days.
by synchrohobbit February 28, 2006
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wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.
I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.
by Mr. Sneakers September 22, 2009
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Wake Up The Sleepers

Kill Hannah's fifth studio album, released on Original Signal Recordings in 2009. The title was described by vocalist Mat Devine as a 'statement of defiance against those in the record industry who have been sleeping.'

The album features guests Benji Madden (Good Charlotte), Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls), Shiny Toy Guns, and Chibi (The Birthday Massacre).

Kill Hannah have stated that this is the album they want to be remembered by. The songs themselves are fresh, sticking to the band's established sound and expanding upon it with tracks such as 'Why I Have My Grandma's Sad Eyes' which has no guitars. It is the band's best album to date.
Chicago rock band Kill Hannah's latest album, Wake Up The Sleepers, is amazing! Buy it!
by renasunflash October 05, 2009
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wake up call

When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"
Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.
by Trumplodyte July 08, 2019
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