moot(vagina)

A ladies front-bottom.
Pronounced like foot

"Your moot(vagina) is slightly fishy this evening"

by Moot of Wisdom November 27, 2013

Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

jean vagina

A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.

"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"

by No look swish May 24, 2017

Magic Vagina

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.

"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"

by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

Dental vagina

Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.

Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

vagina adjacent

Asshole

you are a vagina.
You're calling me a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's too good for you.
What you are is...

vagina adjacent.

by sheen17 April 20, 2010