Twingle

To twingle : such a state of euphoria that your entire body has the feeling of being asleep, but doesn't hurt. It's like when your foot falls asleep but covers your entire body from head to toe, and doesn't hurt when you walk

1. I couldn't believe that just holding hands with Megan Fox could make me twingle.

by Brodei October 22, 2009

sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009

Tinkletubber

One who likes to lay in tub and have other people urinate in it to achieve sexual gradification.

I heard you had a tinkletubber party last night.

by Micheal Joshua August 31, 2009

twinkie tits

a socially awkward man with boobs the size of oranges

That kid has twinkie tits

by barney379 March 4, 2016

Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

Twinkie Defense

A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies.

I am not buying into your Twinkie Defense.

by CDA gf November 9, 2009