This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
by Bob Tate September 06, 2017
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 02, 2012
The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 05, 2013
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
by spazmin March 09, 2008
A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
by Toxic Bananas July 20, 2014