When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
by Dego Dan January 10, 2008
Get the regurgi-turdmug. A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 18, 2011
Get the Turd Alertmug. tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009
Get the Bungie Turdmug. The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
by Bramar August 28, 2010
Get the Turd Tobogganmug. when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
by spazmin March 9, 2008
Get the drift turdmug. a booger,mucose
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
Get the nose turdmug. Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.
Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?
Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010
Get the The Turd Carmug.