Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Bologna Bus to Tuna Town

sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina

Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?

by Esola June 13, 2006

tunabagging

Sticking a testicle in a pussy.

"Tunabagging" defined here:
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/92422.html
(prudish, sensitive eyes beware)

by purpl3wolf January 13, 2009

tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

Tuna Can Doo

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

tuna bubble

An inflated lower abdomen of a middle aged woman usually between the belly button and vagina. The number one condition causing guys to go from noon to six when looking at a potential "cougar."

Dude, did you see her milfyness?

Yeah, but she's got a nasty tuna bubble.

by Buttmonkeyflex September 8, 2009