tubing

the act of beating off in a tube sock and leaving it under your roommates pillow

Dude, did you go tubing last night?!

HELL YEAH! you sould have seen Matts face when he woke up in a pile of jizz!

by pandaguy April 15, 2011

zube tube

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

by str8upG November 19, 2006

Red-tubing

Where you convince your friends that you're taking the laptop to bed so you can watch 'Family Guy'. In reality you logon to Redtube and give yourself a treat.

Stephen & Liam - "Looks like Ads is off Red-tubing again".

by .............???........... May 8, 2008

tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

by The LINDus River Valley October 14, 2003

Getting tubed

Surfer lingo for getting inside of the wave where it resembles a tube also known as barrel. Results in transcendental experience where time stops and surpasses the satisfaction of an orgasm. Analogous to entering the womb of mother nature.

Not much surpasses the gloriousness of getting tubed!

by Shark Henry August 12, 2016