Jizz Trumpet 

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

Jizz Trumpet by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

shite trumpet 

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

shite trumpet by harrisishere January 16, 2008

vagina trumpet 

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

vagina trumpet by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

Sounding the Seventh Trumpet 

The excellent debut album by Avenged Sevenfold, released in 2001 by Good Life Records and re-released by Hopeless Records the next year. This is the only album to feature original bassist Dameon Ash, featured on both versions. The original also doesn't feature lead guitarist Synyster Gates while the re-release does. The most noted track from the album is "Warmness on the Soul". This album also contains the most screaming vocals by M. Shadows.

Mark is a huge sevenfold fan, but unfortunatly he lacks a copy of Sounding the Seventh Trumpet.

Sounding the Seventh Trumpet by Gaaraofthedamned February 19, 2011

Butt Trumpet 

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

Butt Trumpet by habanaro May 26, 2010

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet by joshuah! September 28, 2006

skin trumpet 

Another slang term for a guys dick

Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"

skin trumpet by Whipshock August 9, 2003