torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009

Toobed

The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.

"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."

by DrewEid008 October 4, 2008

'turbed

Short for perturbed, this slang will give you street cred as long as your streets are closed to the public and only run school activity council golf carts and landscaping mobiles.

If Dickens doesn't chillout on the light and dark imagery by the end of Great Expectations, I'm going to be totally 'turbed.

by Stopsayingsomeoneisusingthis August 20, 2009

Dirt Torpedo

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008

turbed

The act of turning a heterosexual into a homosexual.

You have been turbed.

OMG is he turbed?

Who let the turbed out?!

by mGruff January 24, 2010

torpedo

A tampon

My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.

by shooter312 August 9, 2010

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011