where my snitches at

A Harry Potter nerd's version of the common, "Where my bitches at" Snitches are a type of ball used in the wizarding world's game "Quidditch" the other types of balls (Not dicks) are the quaffle , the two bludgers , and the ball that this WHOLE FUCKING DEFINITION is based on, the golden snitch

Harry potter nerd: Yo, where my snitches at
Non-potterhead: WTF

by FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF July 14, 2016

Where's Mom Moment

A situation where you are expecting something for a long time, and not only do you not recieve it, but you also get no explanation.

(Derived from the infamous scene from Avatar: The Last Airbender where Zuko asks, "Now... where's my mother?" and the fans get NO RESPONSE after waiting 3 SEASONS.)

Megan: "...Hey, didn't Mr. Sommers promise us donuts this morning?"
Alan: "Yeah. He probably forgot. Talk about a 'Where's Mom Moment'."

by itssnowing January 26, 2011

Where is Jessica Hide

A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.

Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*

by weeb2324 November 18, 2021

where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.

All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

That's where the cats live

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

by Melena February 14, 2013

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Where’s your flag at?

It’s a question that is asked amongst mutual gang members, which translates to “where’s your gun at?”

Gang member: “I’m ready to ride, on gang”
Fellow gang member: “Where’s your flag at?”
Gang member: “Pats waist”

by Ibndahoodfr May 29, 2022