poking the tire 

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

poking the tire by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

wash a tire 

Urinate at roadside during trip by automobile

I need to pull over soon -- I have to wash a tire.

wash a tire by Kickasso December 23, 2021

Hide the tire 

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

Hide the tire by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Michigan Flat Tire 

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

Michigan Flat Tire by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

put air in my tire 

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

put air in my tire by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Popped the tire 

Don’t do it.

“Hey, remember when dad Popped The Tire?”
“She was so drunk last night. Bro popped the tire.”

Popped the tire by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored

person: Mario is a tire

Mario is a tire by imma a tire September 8, 2025