Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

by Callordin April 18, 2020

tip and toll

After one pays taxes and miscellaneous fee's for a product or service in the state of Massachusetts.

I paid 65 American for GTA V after tip and toll.

by 2 Jews from MA September 27, 2013

ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.

1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.

hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.

by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

hood tip

An excellent bargain, given to key individuals. Anyone with the hood tip and any sense a all is wealthy. It is most often specific to one commodity or product, but large amounts of wealth in one commodity can and should lead to even business dealings with another hood tip on something else (or a lot of money if it's marketable).

Kurt has the hood tip on trees!

by The Hermit May 8, 2008

Tip Snot

The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.

I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.

The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020