Thirsty Duck

One who cheats on their significant other, more specifically engages in strictly oral actions.

Person 1- "Damn! I saw Jaquisha running out of that man's house at 2am!"

Person 2- "I wouldn't doubt that bro, I knew she was a Thirsty Duck!"

by GHoZT February 8, 2013

Thirsty

When a male or female desperately craves the affection and affirmation of multiple members of the opposite sex.

John is trying to get that girl's number too? That's the third one this week. Man, he is thirsty!

by Socratessss June 4, 2015

Thirsty Vagina

The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.

Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina!

Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out!

Yeah!

*High fives*

by telecasterplayer June 16, 2010

thirsty merc

Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.

thirsty merc can fuck off

by Aussie Rocker April 24, 2005

Super Thirsty

When a guy or a girl is so far gone in love with another person that they'd do absolutely anything to be with them.

Person 1: Can you believe he tripped her boyfriend down the steps?
Person 2: He musta been Super Thirsty!

by iellfell September 3, 2009

thirsty

thirsty means that it is f**ked up

ahh nahhh nigga thats thirsty

by EDDIELOKZ November 20, 2007

Thirsty Thursday

Thirsty Thursday has an alternate meaning of a day to "drink up" knowledge in preparation for a test. Since assessments are often given on Fridays rather than other days of the week, Thursdays have become a day when students gather to prepare for the task at hand.

You coming to Thirsty Thursday to prep for Final Friday? We're meeting at the coffee shop.

by MechaTree August 31, 2016