thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

Thot Thumbs

having red fingers from constantly eating flaming hots.

She came in for a job interview with thot thumbs. She definitely will not be hired.

by ASChicagoan May 14, 2015

Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

thumb flicker

The mobile device equivelant of a page turner.

It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.

Are you reading the Dear David saga on twitter? It's a real thumb flicker.

by BeardedBarista August 18, 2017

Birthday thumb

Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb

" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb

by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016

Scratch Thumb

When your thumb is sore from scratching lottery tickets.

“Evan is such white trash, dude has scratch thumb from spending his paycheques on scratch’em tickets.”

by ENORMP April 16, 2021

Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013