Denis' Theorem

Denis' Theorem - also known as the Denis idea or Denis' identity - is The idea that there are two kinds of people.
The first type of people are Denis, generally slouched lazy people. They wear baggy sweatpants, are very bad at maths and have a thing for bigger girls.
The second type is that of the non-denis, people of non-denis decent are people who don't find themselves under the criteria of a Denis found above. Therefore everybody is either Denis or non-denis.

Person 1 (a non-denis): 'That guy is a total Denis, he got a D on his last maths test. Just look at him, he's letting his girlfriend Scran all his Din Dins!'
Person 2 (also a non-denis): 'I know right, look at his slouched posture and baggy sweatpants, what a Denis. We're far superior to him, Denis' Theorem I guess...'

by Yarker_ January 29, 2018

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your

"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.

by smitty October 20, 2003

And there's the silver lining

When something goes horribly wrong, but there is an upside to it.

d: yeah we have to see the person we hate at school tomorrow.
c: but at least she's ugly.
d: and there's the silver lining!

by iwrotethisx3 November 28, 2009

Toshing it out there

The act of throwing out an offensive term into a conversation, only to have it not be offensive by referring it to Daniel Tosh.

Your breath smells like shit, just Toshing it out there.

by Coolstorybroseph696969696 November 4, 2011

Hair Down There

Hair that grows around the penis and vagina area of the body

Jake : Mmmm! I could play with your hair for hours is so silky & soft!
Kiersten : That's because I wash and condition it every night!
Jake : Ohhh! It makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I like to rub my face in your Hair Down There it's so rough! Grrrrrr!
Jake : That's because I squirt cum all over it when you suck my dick and I pound you!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I love crusty cum!
Jake : How about I cum all over your Hair Down There?
Kiersten : Oh Jake you silly boo you want crusty cum too!
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop January 18, 2018

How many genders are there?

2

How many genders are there?
2

by xX_FatCat_Xx February 22, 2022

There is no Spoon

A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.

A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

*

"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."

by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009