there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning

cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 3, 2009

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

by Ronan August 21, 2006

There goes the neighboorhood

It has to do when somebody moves into your neighborhood hood that you have done your very best to keep out.

Usually targeted towards African Americans and is usually very definitive in tone. A point that needs to be accepted because the government wont allow any form of segregation to take place slowly more and more since the civil rights movement. Rightly So A Community does not need a burden to its economic framework. Municipal politics!!!!

But i guess you can go an bastardize the expression and say the expression can be said for any other race but that would just be rude and detering of the very intent and origin of the word.

"Look Hunny a negro is moving in 5 houses down,"
"Ahhh lokk at them moving there boxes, HUnny Do you think theyll be like the last ones?"
"Honestly Im very Pessimistic about that matter, I dont think this time will be any better."
"Dammit, There Goes the neighboorhood"

by yours0000truly February 14, 2019

There IS an 'I' in team!!!

Are you sick of being told to shut up during a group project? We've all heard 'there is no I in team' far too many times. Guess what, your individuality and contribution counts. And, there IS an I in team if you look closely enough.

Look at the A in the letter team .. sorry the A is a bit sloppy. See it?

_____
|. _ .|
| |_| |
|. _ .|
|.| |. |
|_| |_|

George: Get your butt over here and finish this biology lab!
Bob: I've already done my share, you take a turn for a change, dammit! I couldn't care less.
George: You know what they say ... *smirk* there is no I in team!
Bob: Actually, there IS an 'I' in team!!!
George: *mind blown*

by qascghjkl;' April 25, 2011

there's a cat under your hood

This is an insider LGBT term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvestite while simultaneously soliciting sex from said individual. This statement is often followed by backroom sex play included but not limited to fellatio, scat play, skull fuckery, and anal bondage.

you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star. There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)

by Dark Vader December 6, 2013