The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child

Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022

touch down

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.

by TonyTheAnt October 2, 2006

ipod touch

totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.

kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*

by Kara-face April 17, 2008

Dubya Touch

The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever they touch turns to shit. Coined after the 43rd president, George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he was involved with, was a dismal failure.

I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.

by Big Bad Sky July 16, 2008

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

touch-down

To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"

Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down

by tuebaby October 12, 2016

boob touch

When you touch a female's boob(s).

Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!

by Daleks August 16, 2011