swamp moose

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

by Stoney in Baltimore February 13, 2004

manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

by MEH 38 February 27, 2008

blue moose

A harshly pounded vagina.

As a noun:
She must have a blue moose.
I left her with a blue moose last night.

As a verb:
I'm gonna give her a blue moose tonight!

by Johnny V. September 08, 2013

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

The Moose Jaw

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.

Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."

by delton1010 October 06, 2010

moose blocker

When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.

Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.

by MarcoTheNewfie January 14, 2010

squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.

He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe

by GushingForth May 05, 2015