Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022

Meg

"Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.

Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...

by xXx_familyguylover69420_xXx June 4, 2021

Meg

Short for megalomaniac, someone with a huge ego and extremely arrogant, frequently out of touch with reality. James Bond's enemies are an excellent example.

That guy is really a meg because he thinks he's such a big shot but he's the only one who believes it.

by Cumbre Vieja October 1, 2023

Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?

The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn

by Buttersphere July 12, 2025

Tudja Meg

A quote from one of the Twisted Translations videos on YouTube, which is the one talking about voting.

Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Televifasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika. You do not know.

by Nomed God September 5, 2023

meggings

a form of legging or yoga pants also known as skins for a man

"hey Kynan what are you wearing underneath your soccer shorts?"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"

by Dancing_lover2017 December 5, 2017

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020