Brand washing

Brand washing occurs when a company gets involved in something "positive" just to be perceived as a good entity di per se.

"Their commitment with the Red Cross is pure brand washing"
"They're supporting the Green Peace summit as a brand wash"

by Dott. M June 12, 2018

whore wash

It is actually a "hoe wash". It refers to the prostitutes who did a quick wash-up between their "client"

She smells like she only took a hoe-wash. (whore Wash)

by Queen Mother March 18, 2017

Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.

" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "

by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010