by blindog April 01, 2015
When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.
by Danieltoshhasaids December 30, 2010
Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018
when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again
guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy
guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.
Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race
Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me
guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.
Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race
Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me
by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012
Josh - yeah so did you take home that euro girl?
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice
by Kelz B August 13, 2018
"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"
by WaifuChan February 25, 2018
The aftermath of a vasectomy
by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014