shrimp dip

To bend your flaccid penis in half and shove it in an orpheus.

That bitch was so ugly, all I could give her was my shrimp dip.

by lamesauce99 January 06, 2014

hangin' shrimp

When sandals or strappy pumps are too small and one's toes hang over the front edge of the shoe.

Those sandals are too small for your size 10 feet. You're hangin' shrimp, girl.

by Miss Construe July 18, 2011

boogalou shrimp

Curling your thumb and pinky finger together, while extending the other 3 fingers outward, giving the appearance of a shrimp. Then jamming the shrimp up your gay partner's ass while he tounges your butt hole ever so gently

Sammy squeeled while we did the Boogalou Shrimp.

by The crazy yogurt slinger December 29, 2006

shrimp dick

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

by b p h December 10, 2003

sewer shrimp

A man's penis after unprotected anal intercourse with either a male or female partner.

Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.

What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.

Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

ear-shrimp

old school blue tooth ear piece that resembles the curve of a shrimp

I thought you were talking to me, until I noticed you were sporting your ear-shrimp

by Buddy Mao October 08, 2007

Dirty Shrimp

When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.

Dude, we were down in Cocoa Beach, and I gave that girl a dirty shrimp.

by dickdarrel May 14, 2016