"Dude, Jimmy's fucking warp tenning that buffet"
"Warp Tenning?"
"Going to town on something at a theoretically impossible speed"
"Fucking nerd is what you are."

Warp Tenning by saywhaaaaaat? January 19, 2008

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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.

She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.

Blind Texting by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009

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Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

Compulsive Texting Disorder by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

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douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

douche texting by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010

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