stratford teeth

Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.

Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.

by Sexorz September 12, 2008

dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

Buck eyed teeth

When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.

Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.

by Diffy5 October 29, 2010

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 14, 2003

Chetta teeth

When a persons teeth have been neglected proper care that a yellow build up has developed on to the teeth.

Guy 1:"Did you see her teeth?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what's wrong wit em?"
Guy 1:"She gots Chetta teeth."
Guy 2:"Ahahaha, that nasty!"

by miggula November 26, 2007

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014