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transylvanian teabag

To have a friend suspend a male cadaver over your face, with their testicles resting on your eye sockets, while a friend squeezes/punches the body's abdomen, releasing anal mung into your awaiting mouth.
wow! billy and peter transylvanian teabagged my uncle in the park last tuesday.
by grape July 31, 2004
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Political Teabagging

An ineffectual political statement; first used by John Stewart of the Daily Show to describe the astroturf (faux-grassroots) "Tea Party" events sponsored by conservative political action committees and promoted by Fox News to express unfocused frustration at Republican political losses and the actions of the Obama Administration. Noteable for its reference to the vulgar gesture inflicted on passed-out fraternity boys by their "brothers."
"*SOME* Americans are expressing their First Amendment rights by . . . tea-bagging the White House." -Fox News. Man, I just heard about some whackos committing a Political Teabagging on Fox News!
by craigs.sean May 18, 2009
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teabang

The teabang is a degenerate sex party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. Frustrated participants palinfuck each other while screaming, “I’m the maverick, look I’m the maverick!”
They often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.
1. “That rally sucked so bad I’m going to palinfuck the shit out of you.”

2. “Though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick's cum crusted on her ass gave her a sense of political power.”
by Max Sexton April 16, 2010
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teabagging redneck

The term first coined by actress Janine Garofalo, referring to the participants of the U.S. tea party protests against an out-of-control government held on April 15, 2009.
Janine G. (desperate for attention): "This is straight up racism. It's about a black man in office. These protesters are just a bunch of teabagging rednecks."
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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teabagg

1) The act of putting ones ballsacs into a girl's mouth for pleasure
2) The act of putting ones balls in someone's mouth as a way to make them suffer
1) Bob: Yo Grace wanna teabagg?
Grace: gimme them balls
2) Grace: get off me
Bob: no i wanna put my hairy balls in ur mouth
grace: whyyyy
by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 20, 2020
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digital teabags

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.
"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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teabagging

something people who play first person shooters do to a player they have just killed/p0wned
shit now he's teabagging me too!
by cheese whiz9 July 22, 2009
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