Tom Tan

The hideous Tan line on the feet from wearing Tom shoes in the sun without any socks

Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)

Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss

by avengedrkr July 16, 2011

Microsoft tan

The result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a PC, to the extent that one's face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.

Hey Dave, you look really brown. Have you been away?

Nah just Microsoft tan, unfortunately.

by Joystick83 May 18, 2010

Tanning Bed

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.

A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.

by ailene90 July 29, 2009

Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson

1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan

by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

sydney tan

The coolest, funniest, prettiest, nicest girl anyone could ever meet. (Adj) Often describing or complementing something that is stylish, and/or rad.

That's so sydney tan!

by tamm-ay December 14, 2008

Jolene Tan

my awesome friend who is balding

jolene tan stupid girl

by aweeeeeedrey May 4, 2010

Boot tan

When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.

Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.

by yakuzakitty July 19, 2009