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taint berries

little balls of lint from your underwear that collect on your taint (skin between your balls and ass hole)
WOW look at all the taint berries I have!
by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008
mugGet the taint berriesmug.

taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement
I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.
by BIKES April 25, 2006
mugGet the taint rakemug.

Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!
by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005
mugGet the Taint Scrapermug.

taint cheese

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
by Goodie June 9, 2005
mugGet the taint cheesemug.

SHIT TAINT

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.
Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.
by Luckie August 16, 2006
mugGet the SHIT TAINTmug.

Man taint

The area of a man between the back of his nutsack and the base of his ass.
It's so hot today that my ball sweat has soaked my man taint.
by emtlauer April 21, 2017
mugGet the Man taintmug.

Rumble-taint

Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.
Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!

That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!
by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 28, 2010
mugGet the Rumble-taintmug.

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