tadder hog

a loose women: skeezer, swamp donky, slut, whore when drunk.

Man that girl is the biggest tadder hog, she'll rump anyone.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

table for one

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

table top ass

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

Taddeo

A guy who is an elite of the elite. Exceptional breed of the human species. He is absolutely insane believe me when I say that you frickin wankers

“That nigga has got to be a Taddeo”

Yeah, “that’s a Taddeo allright”

by Noordzee October 30, 2019

under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.

She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.

by Jez Me September 25, 2010

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

by inkdoom July 21, 2019

noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.

I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.

by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006