When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
by geofferz April 21, 2006
Get the 1664 Syndrome mug.A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010
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Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014
Get the Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome mug.adj. of or relating to synchronicity. Coined by Roseanne Barr on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, 10/3/19 Timestamp 12:34
by econmachete October 2, 2019
Get the Synchronicitous mug.\ˈhir-(ˌ)ō ˈsin-ˌdrōm\ (noun)
1. An infrequent, but nonetheless lethal, psychological occurrence in a male character from any of a variety of TV media, particularly those found in Japanese anime, in which the character in question experiences a drastic and negative change in personality due to the on-comings of a female character, or in order to gain a female character's interest or attention. This sudden change in behavior can lead to a falling-out with any number of friends, peers, or companions; resignation from or disinterest in a formerly favored career track; moodiness or downright cruelty; and, in general, the taking of sudden and drastic actions that may work as a plot device but are otherwise completely out of line. While these alterations in a character's attitude are usually temporary, they can, on instance, ruin a character forever. If the character in question is a "fan favorite," then his sudden change for the worse is all the more upsetting to any dedicated fan. The term originates with the character Nakano "Hiro" Hiroshi of the anime Gravitation, and how in his romantic pursuit of the character Usami Ayaka, he turns into what many fans consider a complete and utter douche, and takes his unrequited feelings out on his bandmates and friends.
2. When a male anime character previously assumed as homosexual abandons all prospects of a relationship with a male because of the influence of a nearby female, enormously disappointing the avid BL fan.
1. An infrequent, but nonetheless lethal, psychological occurrence in a male character from any of a variety of TV media, particularly those found in Japanese anime, in which the character in question experiences a drastic and negative change in personality due to the on-comings of a female character, or in order to gain a female character's interest or attention. This sudden change in behavior can lead to a falling-out with any number of friends, peers, or companions; resignation from or disinterest in a formerly favored career track; moodiness or downright cruelty; and, in general, the taking of sudden and drastic actions that may work as a plot device but are otherwise completely out of line. While these alterations in a character's attitude are usually temporary, they can, on instance, ruin a character forever. If the character in question is a "fan favorite," then his sudden change for the worse is all the more upsetting to any dedicated fan. The term originates with the character Nakano "Hiro" Hiroshi of the anime Gravitation, and how in his romantic pursuit of the character Usami Ayaka, he turns into what many fans consider a complete and utter douche, and takes his unrequited feelings out on his bandmates and friends.
2. When a male anime character previously assumed as homosexual abandons all prospects of a relationship with a male because of the influence of a nearby female, enormously disappointing the avid BL fan.
"Wow. First Spike was a total asshole towards Jet, then he abandoned his nakama without even thinking."
"It's because Spike wants to find Julia so badly. He must have serious Hiro Syndrome."
"It's because Spike wants to find Julia so badly. He must have serious Hiro Syndrome."
by ack-gabbit November 20, 2009
Get the Hiro Syndrome mug.Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012
Get the High School Quarterback Syndrome mug.White Belt Syndrome is when someone acts and tries to convince people they have a Black Belt rank and or were a Spec Ops soldier of some sort, who are full of shit and aren't even athletes nor ever really train.
A person with WBS will typically claim to have a Black Belt under someone in another far away state that's unverifiable or they say their unit and what they did in the military is classified and can't tell you anything else. Other common symptoms of WBS are posers who like to buy MMA gear they'll hardly ever use, just to show it off to their friends and make up stories of how they went undefeated in some made up Boxing or MMA organization that no longer exists. (Which never did exist.) Another common symptom is they like to dress in camo and like to prance around in public places so everyone can see how much of a wannabe soldier they are. People who suffer from WBS like to have the glory of dedicated fighters and warriors, but not put any effort or dedication into truly becoming one.
A person with WBS will typically claim to have a Black Belt under someone in another far away state that's unverifiable or they say their unit and what they did in the military is classified and can't tell you anything else. Other common symptoms of WBS are posers who like to buy MMA gear they'll hardly ever use, just to show it off to their friends and make up stories of how they went undefeated in some made up Boxing or MMA organization that no longer exists. (Which never did exist.) Another common symptom is they like to dress in camo and like to prance around in public places so everyone can see how much of a wannabe soldier they are. People who suffer from WBS like to have the glory of dedicated fighters and warriors, but not put any effort or dedication into truly becoming one.
I don't understand why you invite Rob over. All he ever does is talk about how great he is and goes on and on about how lethal his hands were in MMA and how he was a mercenary sniper with 500 kills. I don't think I ever seen such an out of shape poser with that bad of White Belt Syndrome in my life!
by ej7x January 28, 2015
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