SWAG

An acronym created by Russia as a plan to bring communism to America. It stands for:

S: Stalin
W: Was
A: A
G: Genious

SWAG

by headrushif August 6, 2017

SWAG

It's a thing that faggots say they have because they think they are cool and it is their way of knowing who is gay, like a right earring. It is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay.

Guy #1: My swag is so high.
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Faggot.

by Corrupt Mirror October 31, 2012

Swag

A word that was created by some half drunk, half stoned jackass in a club. Pretty much the most commonly used word in the entire goddamn universe. Made immortal by Justin Beiber (A half drunk, half stoned jackass) and now used not only to describe a person who is a complete and utter shitbird, but also used as an alternate word for, "Mental Defect."

"Did you hear that little asshat with his pants hanging down around his knees?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, he said 'swag' like seven times in one sentence."

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

SWAG

a word that needs to be put in the dirt and everyone that says it should kill themselves

Jonny:supp swag
Me:I going home to listen to Rebbecca Black

by Cameron Taylor October 9, 2011

Swag

It is literally just a sack on a stick that Australian bogans used to use. Everyone thinks that it means cool. It doesn't mean cool. It has been taken so damn out of context that it is infuriating! And no, it does NOT mean 'secretly we are gay'. Other CORRECT meaning of this word are the loot of a thief, poor quality weed and to sway from side to side. Incorrect use includes:

"I am so damn swag"
"You have no swag"
"I am the swagganator"
You, idiots, are literally calling yourselves a handkerchief on a stick. Correct use is
"I saw that homeless person carrying clothing in his swag"

by Paixx May 13, 2015

SWAG

n. 1. Scientific Wild Ass Guess. 2. opinions, or judgements, about something with less evidence than would make the opinon certain, but more than a simple opinion with no factual basis. -v. 3. making a guess with some information, but not enough to make a clear and certain determination.

SWAG it, sir, we need a decision.

by tnkr111 December 28, 2005

Swag

A word to define someone who is gay, but does not realize it themselves or has made aware of it to the public. Swag as an acronym spells out "Secretly We Are Gay".

The guy giving the other guy a blowjob and saying that he is not gay is such a swag.

Stranger: Yo, check out ma swag nigga!
Mike: Yep, go fiddle a dick homo.

by SomeDudeIDunno November 21, 2012