One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
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These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
These students little work, as they are merely a government ploy to boost university figures by introducing "dumbing down policys". Arts student are generally hated by all and career paths generally involve a paper hat and fast food.
by Scorp September 22, 2003
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if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.
symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'
Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.
'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009
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Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm
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by !?I'M FALLING?! September 7, 2009
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Get the Student Hustler mug.A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.
Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"
Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."
.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."
.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....
by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017
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