Trapping

A hustle, a grind. Getting money by any means necessary.

Trapping hard now so I can be financially stable in the future.

by It’s Djaxx December 22, 2018

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

Stapling

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

Straphanger

Noun. A paratrooper that is not listed on an approved jump manifest, and is trying to get a jump on stand-by.

Verb. The act trying to get on a jump without being on a jump manifest.

N. The straphanger made it onto the jump after two jumpers were scratched due to injuries.

V. Snuffy should straphang on that other unit's jump before he loses jump pay.

by A70man September 21, 2017

Stopping bags

To prevent someone from making money.

Omg nicki Minaj loves stopping bags

by alexwhatever2 October 14, 2018

Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.

Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!

by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008