Stalker

someone who knows everything about some one but denies it and secretly wants them

Man it must suck to be jessie ben is always stalkng her

by kodish August 29, 2003

Stalkerish

To take a stranger, as beautiful as she may be, and immortalize her on ones' body in ink.

I think Glitch, a Suicide Girl, is gorgeous. She also seems to be smart and portrays a sense of individuality that most beautiful women do not.

I say she seems to have those wonderful qualities because I've never met her. The only communication I've had with her is through my computer screen.

So in conclusion, I'm going to get a full back tattoo of her face. My friends say the decision is stalkerish, but have never met me in person either. I think I'm going to unsubscribe them from my twitter now.

by Bepidemic February 18, 2010

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."

by *leah* July 27, 2006

fb stalker

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.

1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!

by hanndawg April 21, 2009

Stalker

This is a game played at recess in elementary school. There is one person who starts as the main stalker. They walk around like normal while the other players have to try to get right behind them and wait for five seconds without being seen. If the main stalker tags you you are out. If u sucessfully stalk the main stalker you become the new main stalker and everyone is back in the game. To choose who the main stalker is they must like dogs better than cats and be very girly. This is because the inventor of this game fit this description.

Want to play stalker?

by ALOHA WHO DIZ March 30, 2017

retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.

He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.

by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009

God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.

That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.

by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010