end up in a stretcher

when you get beat the fuck up

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher

by notarealnigga December 20, 2018

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National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

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Related Words

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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

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skeetch

Bump,dip,rail,line
Generally Imported Columbian Cocaine,can be cut with crystal methanphetamine. Generally this word is used in a circle of those who smuggle or deal cocaine. Mules generally carry skeetch inside their rectums.

The lost coke fiend turned to muleing coke for Storm so that she could get some skeetch in return.
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Roxy let Stormie loosen her anal canal with his stretched out 10" cock so that she could carry 2 keys instead of one, thus growing his profit margin by 100%
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Roxy let TC and Storm double fuck her anus in return for some Meth.
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A Cranksters delusion of reality, calling Meth cocaine.

by Roxies Daddy April 3, 2003

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