pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

by wills0 July 28, 2009

Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.

Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."

by Mims304 November 29, 2011

Pencil Shavings

bad cheap/fake weed

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"

by kloo December 3, 2003

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

'Staying awake' sex

Sex, where one or both partners actually remain awake for the entire duration of the sexual act.

We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.

by kaiser1 November 6, 2008

Annual Shaving of the Yak

When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.

She took place in the annual shaving of the yak.

by Bloodprime January 23, 2010

staring down the barrel

When one takes a gander at their peep hole during orgasm to shoot their baby batter into their eyes, for enjoyment of course.

"Hey did you here Mark was caught staring down the barrel last night at the sleepover"
"Yea, Calvin did that a week ago and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017