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myspace stalker 

that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
myspace stalker by JT the man April 12, 2008

Bog Stalker 

a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad
a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines

stoplight stalker 

this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.
i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.
stoplight stalker by tony brian August 9, 2010

Creepy Stalker Lawyer 

A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.

CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants

Serial Stalker 

A person who continuously searches for people on the Internet, Facebook, and other social media with limited personal information initially given. Can locate a person given only a first name, a picture, or various descriptions. Will search for hours until the correct person is identified. Repeats this process on a daily basis.
"Hey Anthony, I met this girl named Sarah at the club last night. Here's a picture of us. You're such a serial stalker, you'll find her in like 5 mins."
"Already done. I'm that good."

Tweaker Stalker 

A tweaker stalker one who hunts other tweakers to tweak with or who might troll highly populated tweaker ares.
Tweaker Stalker by Chingador October 4, 2021