National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃

* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃

by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017

I'm gonna stab some shit

the act of stabbing some shit

Robber: give me the money or i'm gonna stab some shit
Bank Worker: ok

by epicest gamer December 20, 2020

stabber

One who stabs.

"wow, george is good at stabbing peoplew with his knife"
"Yeah, he's a pretty good stabber!"

by idunno September 23, 2003

Saab

A Hindi word meaning Boss

Yes Saab! I'll do as you wish!

by saab mvg April 28, 2005