Skunker

When one rolls a massive joint,consisting of only marajuana

"I ve been workin my bollocks off all day,when I get home Im gonna roll a big fat skunker"

by gorbajoff January 13, 2014

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho

Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014

spunk dump

place for unwanted semen (woman)

see also:
cunt, vagina, twat, minge etc

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

spuke

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

by hamstar April 4, 2005

Bent over and spanked

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012

Sponker

A girl with lips perfect for a good blowjob. Often full and moist looking. This is a term that came from an Indonesian roomate from college who said it was used frequently in SE Asia.

She's pretty and a sponker!

She's got a nice body and sponker lips.

by GasHeadMike June 18, 2009

The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011