Spud

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.

Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.

by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017

spud

ether a physical dysibility, retarded potatoe or Gabes tendiez

run faster wut r u a spud

Daren is such a spud

by Ploto June 7, 2019

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud

A banter name for Tottenham Hotspur football club, the smallest club in London. You could find a spud (potato) in your local supermarket and it will have as much silverware as the football team.

“Did you see spuds lost last night?”
“I didn’t see the game but I knew spuds would lose”

by WunSok June 3, 2022

Spuds

Irish potatoes. 🥔 uno wat I mean if ur irish ☘️

Ahh they’re grand spuds. ‘‘Twas a fine dinner Mary.

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 5, 2020