Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks

Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!

All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!

by Anferny69 October 16, 2010

spread eagle

Spread eagle is a sexual position. This is performed when a woman lies on her back, grabs her ankles and pulls them back to form a 180 degree angle if she is very flexible. Woman who are able to perform this position due so to seek deep penetration from a man's penis. Oral sex is also performed on women in the spread eagle position as well.

Man, she'll whoop you with that spread eagle

by Pfolife July 22, 2011

sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend

"Is that Amber's sparter?"

by Michael February 6, 2005

spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.

Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".

by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009

Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004